umro ayar dariya k kinare behta soch raha tha k is bar kis jadoogar ko loote aur kis roop
mein tilsum hosharba mein jaye k achanak usse door asman mein ik tez roshni ki kiran nazar
aayi ye roshni tezi se is taraf barh rahi thi umro roshni ko dekh k chokanna ho gaya usse
shak ho gaya k ho na ho ye kisi jin ya jadoogar k aany ki nishani hai par ye kuch aur hi tha
isse pehly k umro kuch krta wo roshni umro k sir py a ponchi aur phir umro ki aankhen ik
dum se chundiya si gayin dusre hi pal jab roshni kuch kam hui to umro ki hairat ki koi inteha
na rahi ab umro ik bare se kamre mein band tha jo lohe ka bana hua tha is kamre mein bohat
si rang barangi roshan goliyan b lagi hui thin jo chat k hisse mein charon taraf jal rahi thin ik
taraf ik bara sa aayina b laga tha mager ye kiya ye aayina to kala tha aur is mein umro ka aks
b kala nazar a raha tha achanak shan ki awaz aai aur wo ayina apni jaga se dayn janib hata
to ik shaks ander dakhil hua jis ny bohat ajeeb sa libas pehna hua tha
wo shaks: mr amir dekhy ye kon a gaya....? (usne apne sathi ko awaz de k pucha)
amir: mr hitlar hongy aakhir unnhen hi to lene behji thi ye machine.... (amir ny bahir se hi
jawab diya)
sharks: nahi nahi ye hitlar nahi koi aur hai... aap a k dekhen to. (usny umro ki taraf ishara
krte hue kaha)
darasal umro time machine mein beht kr apne waqt se 900 saal aage 2016 mein a gaya tha
jahan umro k liye sab kuch naya tha wahin doctors k liye umro ki pehchan b ajeeb thi chehre
py patli patli mohchen choti se dhari libas kisi purane zamane k arab jesa sir py hari paghri
khandhon py ajeeb si chader jis mein kai surakh thy thy aur dhaen khandy py ik nihayat
bosida sa kale rang ka thehla jo shayd bilkul khali tha
amir: ary ye kon hai (tajajsus se)
qadir: yehi to main soch raha hun k ye faqeer kon hai aur...
umro: mun sambhal k bat kro char aankho wale jadoogar main koi faqeer nahi umro ayar
ayar e zaman hun ( umro ny qadir ki bat katte huy aur char aankho wala usse us k chasme ki
wajah se bola)
qadir: kia kahan "Char aankhon wala jadooger". dekho bade mian main koi jadooger nahi
aur na hi meri char aankhen hain (qadir ny umro ko mukhatib kr k kaha)
umro: jhoot ye kiya agar tumhari char aankhen nahi hain to ye kiya hai ? (umro ny us k
chasme ki tarf ishara krte hue pucha
qadir: ye ye to chasma hy (qadir ny apna chasma set krte hue kaha.
umro: chashma ye kia hota hai (umro ny herat se pucha)
amir: dekho umro ayar tum jahan se bhi aaye ho ya jis waqt se bhi aaye ho ye saal 2016 chal
raha hai is dor mein tumhen esi bohat si cheezen dekhne ko milen gi jo tumhare dor mein
kisi ny sochi bhi na hongi (dr amir ny umro ko samjhate hue kaha)
umro: kiun mazak kr rahe ho bhai abi to saal 1116 shuruh hua hai
amir: acha to tum 1116 se aaye ho iska matlub humari time machine 130 ki jagah 900 saal
pichy chali gayi par us mein jo aurat thi wo kahan hai (amir ny pareshani k alam mein kaha)
umro: kon aurat?
amir: tum yahan aaye kis k sath thy?
umro: kisi k sath nahi wo ik bijli si chamki thi asman mein jo mujh py giri aur phir aankh kholi
to main yahan tha is kamre mein (umro ny time machine ki taraf ishara krte hue bataya.
amir: hmmm to dekho umro hum nahi janty k tum kon ho aur kia kiya krte thy han hum 1
khatrnak jailer hitlar ko yahan bulana chahte thy yahan halat kuch kharab hain to jab tak
tumhare wapas jane ka bandobast na ho jae tum mere sath mere ghar par raho issi mein
tumhari bhalai hai. (umro ko tasalli dete hue)
umro: dekhyi janab mera nam umro ayar, ayar e zaman. barhaq na gahan, hai aur mainy kabi
churiyan nahi pehni aap meri fiker choren aur ye bataen k aap py esi kiya musibat a pari k
apne waqt se purane logon ko madad k liye bulana parh raha hai (umro ny apni dhari ko bal
dete hue pucha)
itne mein wahan lab mein kaam krne wala 1 aur admi jis ka nam adnan tha umro ki bat sun k
bhaga bhaga un k pass aya
adnan: sir amir ye umro ayar hai bagdad k hakim ameer hamza k dost ? (adnan ny tez tez
sans lete hue pucha)
umro: dost nahi gulam hon mein unka aur wo mere aqa hain par tum mujhko aur aqa ko
kese jante ho mian ? (umro ny us shakhs se pucha)
adnan: mera naam adnan hai aur mera beta aap ki kahaniyan bohat shoq se parhta hai aur
aaj kal to tv py aap k nam se ik drama b chal raha hai jo hum
sab ghar wale dekhte hain (adnan ny wazahat kr k bataya)
amir: to kia ye humare kisi kaam a sakty hain
adnan: janab ye bohat zaheen shaksiyat hain mujhe pura yaqeen hai k ye humari madad
zaroor kren gy
umro: taareef k liye shukria bhai (muskurate hue adnan se kaha phir amir se mukhatib hua)
han to mian amir ab aap mujhe apna masla bataen ?
amir: teekh hai umro par aap kren gy kia ?
umro: jo mujh se ho sake ga krun ga aage jo Allah ko manzoor .
amir: peechly kuch dino se is shaher se kafi bache gayab ho chuke hain humari puri koshish
k bad b humhen kuch pata nahi chal saka k bachy akhir gaye to gaye kahan kiun k na to
bachy k badle paisy mangny k liye koi phone ata hai na kisi bache ki lash milti hai aur itefaq
ki bat to ye hai k jitne b bachy ghum hue sab larke thy aur sab ki umeren 8 se 10 sal k
darmian thin bachy kabi b kisi b jagah se gayab ho jate hain aur kisi ko pata nahin chalta k
wo kahan gaye kuch bachy khelne gaye thy wahan se gayab ho gaye kuch bachy apne
apne school se ghum hue to kuch bachy apne gharon se b lapata ho gaye (amir ny umro ko
tafseel batai)
umro: hmmm ye to kisi jadooger ka kaam lagta hai. (umro ny kuch sochte hue kaha)
amir: what nonsense umro ye 2016 hai ye jadooger wadooger is dor mein nahi hote.
umro: kia kaha wath nan san ye kon si boli hai aur ye hota kia hai? (umro ny herat se pucha)
amir: wo choren aap mere balky adnan k sath us k ghar chale jaen jab tak main yahan kuch
kaam nimta leta hun.
umro adnan k sath us k ghar chala jata hai adnan ik medal class admi tha jo apni family k
sath ik chote se ghar mein rehta tha us k ghar mein us k sath us ki bhuri maa salma bivi
sana beti saba aur beta adeel rehte tha saba aur adeel dono hi bohat chote thy saba 7 saal
ki thi jab k adeel 6 saal ka adnan ny jab ghar ki bell bajai to uski bivi sana ny darawaza khola
sana: ary aap inti jaldi a gaya khair to hai aur ye aap k sath chacha kon hain? ( sana ny umro
ko ander ate hue dekh k pucha)
adnan:batata hun sab batata hun pehly ye batao k bachy aur Ammi kahan hain?
sana: ji bachy apne kamre mein parhai kr rahe hain aur ammi namaz parh rahi hain
adnan: acha to tab tak tum in k liye chaye bana lao ye kafi door se aaye hain thak gaye hain
phir ammi aur bachon k samne hi in ka taaruf b krwa dun ga
sana: ji behter
adnan: aur han in k liye bachon k sath wala kamra b saaf kr do ye kuch din yahin rahen gy.
sana: ji
sana ander chali jati hai par us k zehan mein reh reh k yehi sawal utt rahe thy k ye us k
shoher k sath kon aya hai jis k liye itne intezam kiye ja rahe hain kiun k sab hi reshtedaro ko
sana ache se janti thi par ye shaks us k liye ajnabi tha.
udher adnan umro k sath drawing room mein beth jata hai aur usse baten krne lagta hai
adnan: mere bachy aap se mil k bohat khush hongy.
umro: wo to teekh hai par kia tumhare bachy is afat se mehfooz hain ?
adnan: han kiun k abi meri beti 7 aur beta 6 saal k hain par meri beti ki ik dost hai uska bhai
jo 10 saal ka tha gayab hai
umro: tab to mujhe ye kaam krna hi parhy ga tumhare sardar ny to manah kia hai par main
ye kaam krna chahta hun (umro ka ishara dr amir ki taraf tha)
adnan: han sir ab aap hi humari madad kr sakty hain (adnan ny muskurate hue kaha)
umro: kia kaha sir.... mera baqi jisam kia tumhen nazar nahi a raha jo sirf sir bol rahe ho
(umro ny mun bana k kaha)
adnan: ary nahi esi bat nahi hai ye sir matlub sardar
umro: hmmm
itne mein sana chaye bana k le ati hai sath mein kuch nimko b hota hai
adnan: liye sir chaye a gayi aur ye nimko b liye
umro: ye sab kia hai ?
sana: ye chips hain ye dalmot aur ye namak pary.
umro: chip ye kia hota hai.
adnan: chips yani bina tel k paper aap kha k to dekhen
umro ik chip utha k mun mein rakhta hai usse chips bohat maze k lagte hain aur dekhty hi
dekhty umro puri palet saf kr jata hai phir baqi dono cheezon ka b yehi hota hai umro 2 se 3
minutes mein sab kuch kha jata hai aur chaye b pi jata hai zahir hai us ki zambil ki tarah khali
uska pait b tha sana aur adnan umro ko herat se dekh rahe thy
umro: bhaee maza a gaya mainy itni lazeez cheezen kabi nahi khain
adnan: begam zara dekho ammi aur bachy free hue to bula lao in ko unse milwana hy.
(adnan ny sana se kaha)
to sana phir ander chali gai kuch der badh sana ik buzurg aurat k sath wapis a gayi ye
yaqeenan adnan ki waleda saba thin adnan o umro utth k unhen salam krte hain phir adnan
k puchny py sana batati hai k bachy a rahe hain apni kitaaben rakh rahe hain itny mein
bachy b kamre mein a jaty hain aur sab ko salam kr k bare adab se dadi k pas beht jate hain
adnan: in se milo bachon tum logo ko in se mil k bohat khush ho jao gy bachy acha pr ye
uncle hain kon hum to inhen pehli bar dekh rahe hain
saba: han beta tum ny humara taruf to krwa diya pr in k bare mein kuch nahi bataya
adnan: maa ye umro hain pata hai bachon ye wohi umro ayar hain jin ki kahaniya tum log
parhte rehte ho
adeel: papa kiun mazak kr rahe hain ye wo umro kese ho sakty hain?
phir adnan shuru se akhir tak umro k aane ki kahani sab ko batata hai aur sab herat se us ko
to kabi umro ko dekhte rehte hain
umro: tum logon ko yaqeen nahi ho raha na dekho ye rahi meri zambil main abi is mein se
zinda kabooter nikal k dikhata hun (umro ny bachon ki tarf dekh k muskurate hue kaha)
aur phir sab uski zambil ko dekhne lage jo bilkul khali dikh rahi thi magar umro ny us k
ander se nihayat hi khoobsurat kabooter nikal k ura diya aur bachy ye dekh k khushi se
taliyan bajane lage aur sab ko yaqeen a gaya k waqai ye umro ayar hai
saba: umro chacha ab a gaye hain to meri madad kren gy?
umro: zaroor beta tum jese piyare piyare bacho ki madad krna to mera pasnzeeda kaam hai
tum bolo
saba: meri dost sadiya k. bhai ko dundna hai wo 5 din se pata nahi kahan gayab hain meri
dost aur us ki ammi ka ro ro k bura haal hai aur us k abbu bhi bohat pareshan hain
umro: han han main zaroor us larky ko balky baqi sabi gayab hue bachon ko dundun ga
ruko zara
ye keh k umro apni zambil mein haath dalta hai aur ik sonheri pinjra bahir nikalta hai pinjra
khali tha
umro: sonheri chirya zahir ho mere sawalo ka jawab do.
pinjre mein ik roshni si namudaar hoti hai aur kuch hi pal bad us roshni mein se ik sunheri
chirya peda hoti hai
sunheri chirya: kiya hukum hai umro.
umro: is ki dost sadiya ka bhai is waqat kahan hai?
chirya: naga sadu ki qaid mein!
umro: aur baqi sare bachy jo is shaher se gayab ho rahe hain wo?
chirya: wo b naga sadu k humkum py hi ho rahe hain!
umro: ye naga sadu hai kon aur itne bacho ko agwah krne k pichy iska maqsad kia hai?
chirya: ye ik hindu sadu hai hindustan mein isny sadu giri seekhi jisse is ko jadoo gari bhi a
gai phir isny jadoo ko aur takatwar banane k liye shetan ki pooja ki jis ny ussy bataya k agar
wo 10000 bachon ki bali charhaye to us ka jadoo la fani ho jae ga aur samree jadooger ki
sari takat bhi usse mil jae gi jisse wo umar ho jae ga.
umro: hmmm wo mile ga kahan?
chirya: wo yahan se 700 khos door shumal mein jo kala jangle hai us k darmiyan bane apne
mehal mein rehta hai par....
umro: par kia?
chirya: unse apne mehal k gird ik esa jadoo phoonka hai k uski marzi k bina koi b uss mehal
ko nahi dekh sakta!
umro ny pinjre py phoonk mari aur chirya gayab ho gai
phir umro ny pinjra wapis zambil mein rakh liya.
adeel: umro chacha ab kiya hoga (pareshan hote hue)
umro: hona kiya hai us sadu ko sabaq sikhana hoga.
adnan: ye aap kese kren gy ?
umro: wo mera masla hai tum fiker mat kro han ik baat ka dihan rahe k apne us sardar (dr
amir) ko ye baat mat bata na
phir umro bachon se mukhatib ho k kehta hai k mujhe kisi aisy jagah le chalo jahan se
asman saaf nazar aaye.
saba: aayen chacha umro.
saba aur adeel umro ko le k 1 park mein chale jate hain kiun k dopaher ka waqt tha to park
bilkul khali tha umro wahan se dono bacho ko wapis ghar jane ko kehta hai par dono zid
krte hain k wo b umro k sath us ki is mohim mein hissa len gy par umro janta tha k jadooger
kitne zalim hote hain lehaza wo bachon ko wapis un k ghar bejh deta hai aur khud zambil se
sonhery jhoote nikal k pehan leta hai phir kuch soch k umro zambil se sulemani chader b
nikal k orh leta hai ta k shehry usse yun hawa mein urta dekh k daren na aur phir sonhery
jhooton ko hukum deta hai k aye sonhery jhooton tum hawa se b tez urh sakte ho aur har
raste se bakhoobi waqif ho to mujhe palak jhapte mein naga sadu k mehal k qareeb poncha
do.
umro ka hukum sunna tha k jhoote hawa mein buland hote hain aur phir agle hi pal umro ik
sunsan jangle k bicho bich khara tha jahan door door tak siwa e jungli podon k aur darakton
k kuch nazar nahi a raha tha umro b kiun k sulemani chader mein tha to wo b gayab tha
umro jungle mein uterte hi apne sonhery jhoote utar k wapis zambil mein rakhta hai aur
zambil se sulmeni surma nikal k apni aankho mein laga leta hai is surme ki khasiyat ye thi k
isse lagane k bad insan ki nazro se koi b cheez poshida nahi reh sakti thi phir chahy wo koi
jin ya jadooger ho ya kisi jadoo se chupai gai cheez ab jab surma laga k umro sir utta k
dekhta hai to teekh us k samne ik nihatat aalishan mehal tha jo sange marmar se bana hua
tha aur us ka darwaza sony ka bana hua tha mehal k uper fazeel py nokili talwaren lagi hui
thi jin ka rukh asman ki taraf tha us k badh do minar khare thy jin k uper teer andaz khare
thy shayad ye hifazati intezam is liye kiye gaye thy k agar koi bacho ki talash mein yahan a b
jae to zinda wapis na ja pae mager yahan b umro aaya tha koi sumro nahi
umro wahin thore fasle py mojood jharion k pichy ja k chup jata hai aur zambil se rogan e
ayari nikal k khud ko ik behad badsoorat jadooger banata hai phir zambil se jadoogeron wala
libas nikal k pehanta hai aur 1 khopriyon ka haar b pehanta hai garz ab umro 1 bhura
jadooger dikh raha tha ab umro surkh chapel pair mein pehan k sulmani khanjer kamer mein
laga k dubara sulemani chader orrh leta hai phir kuch soch k umro tilasmi kara b hath mein
dal leta hai aur mehal ki taraf nikal parhta hai umro gaybana halat mein hi awaz buland krta
hai.
awaz: hai koi jadoi taqat ko barhwane wala....?
hai koi jo jadoo devta ki jadui taqaton ko pana chahta ho....?
hai koi jo bemisal jadooger banne ki khuaish rakhta ho....?
abi itna hi kaha tha k mehal ka darwaza khula aur ik behad kala shaks bahir aaya jis ny sirf
laal rang ki dohti pehni hui thi
wo shaks: kon hai.... kon hai jo ye awazen laga raha hai?
awaz: pehly tum batao k tum kon ho kiun k main kisi gulam jadooger se bat nahi krta
wo shaks: main koi gulam nahi yahan ka raja hun mera naam naga sadu hai.
awaz: main taqat jadooger hun
naga: par tum ho kahan samne kiun nahi aate ?
awaz: lo a gaya ye keh k taqat jadooger zahir ho gaya
naga: ab batao tum kese jadoo ko taqatwer bana sakte ho?
taqat: mera naam taqat jadooger hai aur mainy 200 saal jadoo devta ki sakht sapastiya ki hai
to unhon ny mujhe ye wardan diya hai k main kisi b ayery gairy ki jadui taqat barha sakta
hun (taqat jadooger ny mun bana k kaha)
naga: par main kese man lun k tum koi jadooger ho aur jo keh rahe ho sach keh rahe ho?
taqat: nahi mante to na mano jao pakarte raho bachy main to chala (ye keh k taqat jadooger
thora sa fiza mein buland hua)
naga: nahi nahi mujhe yaqeen a gaya taqat bhai (hath ayi taqat ko jate dekh k wo ghabra
gaya)
taqat: to batao kis ki taqat barhana hai?
naga: meri... mujhe itna taqatwer bana do k koi dusra jadooger mera muqabla na kr sake.
(naga ny lalchi andaz mein taqat ko dekhte hue kaha)
taqat: wo to ho jae ga par us k liye kuch sharten hain
naga: kese sharten?
taqat: pehli shart jis ki taqat barhai ja rahi ho taqat barhwate waqt us ki jaan us k jisam mein
ho.
dusri shart jis ki taqat barhana ho us k ghar mein barhai jae
teesri shart taqat barhwane wala amal k doran koi jadoo na kre
naga: mujhe sab manzoor hai meri jaan mere ander hi hai aur ye raha mera mehal aur main
koi jadoo b nahi krun ga jab tak tumhara kaam pura nahi hota.
naga sadu taqat jadooger ko le k apne mehal mein chala jata hai aur apne kamre mein le ja k
usse behtata hai.
taqat jadooer: ab koi khali piyala mangwao magar yaad rahe piyala asli mitti ka hona chahye
na k jadoo ka
naga sadu bahir jane lagta hai to taqat jadooger usse pichy se awaz deta hai.
taqat jadooger: kahan ja rahe ho?
naga sadu: piyala lane.!
taqat jadooger: khud kiun ja rahe kisi gulam se mangwa lo ya tum gareeb ho. (taqat ny usse
tao dilate hue kaha)
naga: gareeb to nahi hun mere pas bohat dolat hai par mein gulam nahi rakhta han apni aur
apne mehal ki hifazat k liye kuch jadooi sipai bana rakhe hain
taqat: acha jao aur jaldi aana mujhe koh e kaf b jana hai.
naga bahir chala jata hai aur jald hi wapis b a jata hai us k hath mein ik bohat bara mitti ka
piyala hota hai jo wo taqat jadooger ko de deta hai taqat jadooger us piyale ko naga k samne
rakh k naga se kehta. hai k is piyale mein apna khoon dale yahan tak k piyala bhar jae naga
esa hi krta hai taqat ab apne libas se ik kala phool nikal k us py kuch parh k phonkta hai aur
naga se kehta hai k usse sunghy jese hi naga wo phool nak se lagata hai us ka sir chakra
jata hai aur wo behosh ho jata hai kiun k taqat jadooger asal mein umro ayar tha usny ye
sara natak naga k mehal mein aane k liye kiya tha naga k behosh hote hi umro rogan e
ayyari se khud ko naga ka humshakel banata hai phir asal naga k hath paon band kr usse
apni zambil mein dal leta hai aur khud nikal k mehal ki talashi lene lagta hai isse jald hi ik
kamre se 4 sandooq sony chandi se bhare milte hain magar wo kamra nahi milta jahan
bachy hon bohat talash krne py b esa kuch nahi milta to umro udas ho jata hai par usse ab
b yaqeen tha k bachy issi mehal mein kahin qaid hain achanak umro ki nazar ik bohat bari
naag ki moorti py parhti hai jo k kale phatther ki bani hui thi umro ko naga py bohat gussa a
raha tha k us ny na jane bachon ko kahan chupa rakha tha issi gusse k aalam mein umro ik
zordaar hath us nag ki moorti k mun py marta hai jo seedha us moorti ki nak py lagta hai aur
moorti apni jaga se hat jati hai moorti k neechy ik surang hoti hai umro foran samajh jata hai
k bachy issi teh khane mein qaid hongy aur hota b yehi hai sare bachy ussi teh khane mein
hote hain umro sab bachon ko jo k lohe ki salakhon k pichy qaid thy azad krwata hai
aur phir sab bachon ko apni zambil mein dal k bahir ki taraf chal parhta hai kiun k umro janta
tha k sipahion ki nazro k samne se itne sare bacho ko le k jana khatre se khali nahi hoga is
liye wo bachon ko apni zambil mein bhar leta hai khud to wo naga k roop mein tha is liye
sipahi usse aram se bahir jane dete hain bahir a k umro kuch door chal k apne asli roop
mein a jata hai aur sonhery jhooton ki madad se wapis adnan k ghar ponch jata hai wahan ja
k umro sab bachon ko nikalta hai aur un ko un k ghar rawana kr deta hai jab k naga sadu ko
nikal k adnan k kehne py police k hawale kr diya jata hai magar sath sath uski zuban mein ik
sui b laga di jati hai ta k koi manter na parh pae idher lab mein dr amir time machine repair kr
late hain aur is tarah umro apne waqat mein yani 1116 mein wapis loat jata hai
...........................The End.........................
mein tilsum hosharba mein jaye k achanak usse door asman mein ik tez roshni ki kiran nazar
aayi ye roshni tezi se is taraf barh rahi thi umro roshni ko dekh k chokanna ho gaya usse
shak ho gaya k ho na ho ye kisi jin ya jadoogar k aany ki nishani hai par ye kuch aur hi tha
isse pehly k umro kuch krta wo roshni umro k sir py a ponchi aur phir umro ki aankhen ik
dum se chundiya si gayin dusre hi pal jab roshni kuch kam hui to umro ki hairat ki koi inteha
na rahi ab umro ik bare se kamre mein band tha jo lohe ka bana hua tha is kamre mein bohat
si rang barangi roshan goliyan b lagi hui thin jo chat k hisse mein charon taraf jal rahi thin ik
taraf ik bara sa aayina b laga tha mager ye kiya ye aayina to kala tha aur is mein umro ka aks
b kala nazar a raha tha achanak shan ki awaz aai aur wo ayina apni jaga se dayn janib hata
to ik shaks ander dakhil hua jis ny bohat ajeeb sa libas pehna hua tha
wo shaks: mr amir dekhy ye kon a gaya....? (usne apne sathi ko awaz de k pucha)
amir: mr hitlar hongy aakhir unnhen hi to lene behji thi ye machine.... (amir ny bahir se hi
jawab diya)
sharks: nahi nahi ye hitlar nahi koi aur hai... aap a k dekhen to. (usny umro ki taraf ishara
krte hue kaha)
darasal umro time machine mein beht kr apne waqt se 900 saal aage 2016 mein a gaya tha
jahan umro k liye sab kuch naya tha wahin doctors k liye umro ki pehchan b ajeeb thi chehre
py patli patli mohchen choti se dhari libas kisi purane zamane k arab jesa sir py hari paghri
khandhon py ajeeb si chader jis mein kai surakh thy thy aur dhaen khandy py ik nihayat
bosida sa kale rang ka thehla jo shayd bilkul khali tha
amir: ary ye kon hai (tajajsus se)
qadir: yehi to main soch raha hun k ye faqeer kon hai aur...
umro: mun sambhal k bat kro char aankho wale jadoogar main koi faqeer nahi umro ayar
ayar e zaman hun ( umro ny qadir ki bat katte huy aur char aankho wala usse us k chasme ki
wajah se bola)
qadir: kia kahan "Char aankhon wala jadooger". dekho bade mian main koi jadooger nahi
aur na hi meri char aankhen hain (qadir ny umro ko mukhatib kr k kaha)
umro: jhoot ye kiya agar tumhari char aankhen nahi hain to ye kiya hai ? (umro ny us k
chasme ki tarf ishara krte hue pucha
qadir: ye ye to chasma hy (qadir ny apna chasma set krte hue kaha.
umro: chashma ye kia hota hai (umro ny herat se pucha)
amir: dekho umro ayar tum jahan se bhi aaye ho ya jis waqt se bhi aaye ho ye saal 2016 chal
raha hai is dor mein tumhen esi bohat si cheezen dekhne ko milen gi jo tumhare dor mein
kisi ny sochi bhi na hongi (dr amir ny umro ko samjhate hue kaha)
umro: kiun mazak kr rahe ho bhai abi to saal 1116 shuruh hua hai
amir: acha to tum 1116 se aaye ho iska matlub humari time machine 130 ki jagah 900 saal
pichy chali gayi par us mein jo aurat thi wo kahan hai (amir ny pareshani k alam mein kaha)
umro: kon aurat?
amir: tum yahan aaye kis k sath thy?
umro: kisi k sath nahi wo ik bijli si chamki thi asman mein jo mujh py giri aur phir aankh kholi
to main yahan tha is kamre mein (umro ny time machine ki taraf ishara krte hue bataya.
amir: hmmm to dekho umro hum nahi janty k tum kon ho aur kia kiya krte thy han hum 1
khatrnak jailer hitlar ko yahan bulana chahte thy yahan halat kuch kharab hain to jab tak
tumhare wapas jane ka bandobast na ho jae tum mere sath mere ghar par raho issi mein
tumhari bhalai hai. (umro ko tasalli dete hue)
umro: dekhyi janab mera nam umro ayar, ayar e zaman. barhaq na gahan, hai aur mainy kabi
churiyan nahi pehni aap meri fiker choren aur ye bataen k aap py esi kiya musibat a pari k
apne waqt se purane logon ko madad k liye bulana parh raha hai (umro ny apni dhari ko bal
dete hue pucha)
itne mein wahan lab mein kaam krne wala 1 aur admi jis ka nam adnan tha umro ki bat sun k
bhaga bhaga un k pass aya
adnan: sir amir ye umro ayar hai bagdad k hakim ameer hamza k dost ? (adnan ny tez tez
sans lete hue pucha)
umro: dost nahi gulam hon mein unka aur wo mere aqa hain par tum mujhko aur aqa ko
kese jante ho mian ? (umro ny us shakhs se pucha)
adnan: mera naam adnan hai aur mera beta aap ki kahaniyan bohat shoq se parhta hai aur
aaj kal to tv py aap k nam se ik drama b chal raha hai jo hum
sab ghar wale dekhte hain (adnan ny wazahat kr k bataya)
amir: to kia ye humare kisi kaam a sakty hain
adnan: janab ye bohat zaheen shaksiyat hain mujhe pura yaqeen hai k ye humari madad
zaroor kren gy
umro: taareef k liye shukria bhai (muskurate hue adnan se kaha phir amir se mukhatib hua)
han to mian amir ab aap mujhe apna masla bataen ?
amir: teekh hai umro par aap kren gy kia ?
umro: jo mujh se ho sake ga krun ga aage jo Allah ko manzoor .
amir: peechly kuch dino se is shaher se kafi bache gayab ho chuke hain humari puri koshish
k bad b humhen kuch pata nahi chal saka k bachy akhir gaye to gaye kahan kiun k na to
bachy k badle paisy mangny k liye koi phone ata hai na kisi bache ki lash milti hai aur itefaq
ki bat to ye hai k jitne b bachy ghum hue sab larke thy aur sab ki umeren 8 se 10 sal k
darmian thin bachy kabi b kisi b jagah se gayab ho jate hain aur kisi ko pata nahin chalta k
wo kahan gaye kuch bachy khelne gaye thy wahan se gayab ho gaye kuch bachy apne
apne school se ghum hue to kuch bachy apne gharon se b lapata ho gaye (amir ny umro ko
tafseel batai)
umro: hmmm ye to kisi jadooger ka kaam lagta hai. (umro ny kuch sochte hue kaha)
amir: what nonsense umro ye 2016 hai ye jadooger wadooger is dor mein nahi hote.
umro: kia kaha wath nan san ye kon si boli hai aur ye hota kia hai? (umro ny herat se pucha)
amir: wo choren aap mere balky adnan k sath us k ghar chale jaen jab tak main yahan kuch
kaam nimta leta hun.
umro adnan k sath us k ghar chala jata hai adnan ik medal class admi tha jo apni family k
sath ik chote se ghar mein rehta tha us k ghar mein us k sath us ki bhuri maa salma bivi
sana beti saba aur beta adeel rehte tha saba aur adeel dono hi bohat chote thy saba 7 saal
ki thi jab k adeel 6 saal ka adnan ny jab ghar ki bell bajai to uski bivi sana ny darawaza khola
sana: ary aap inti jaldi a gaya khair to hai aur ye aap k sath chacha kon hain? ( sana ny umro
ko ander ate hue dekh k pucha)
adnan:batata hun sab batata hun pehly ye batao k bachy aur Ammi kahan hain?
sana: ji bachy apne kamre mein parhai kr rahe hain aur ammi namaz parh rahi hain
adnan: acha to tab tak tum in k liye chaye bana lao ye kafi door se aaye hain thak gaye hain
phir ammi aur bachon k samne hi in ka taaruf b krwa dun ga
sana: ji behter
adnan: aur han in k liye bachon k sath wala kamra b saaf kr do ye kuch din yahin rahen gy.
sana: ji
sana ander chali jati hai par us k zehan mein reh reh k yehi sawal utt rahe thy k ye us k
shoher k sath kon aya hai jis k liye itne intezam kiye ja rahe hain kiun k sab hi reshtedaro ko
sana ache se janti thi par ye shaks us k liye ajnabi tha.
udher adnan umro k sath drawing room mein beth jata hai aur usse baten krne lagta hai
adnan: mere bachy aap se mil k bohat khush hongy.
umro: wo to teekh hai par kia tumhare bachy is afat se mehfooz hain ?
adnan: han kiun k abi meri beti 7 aur beta 6 saal k hain par meri beti ki ik dost hai uska bhai
jo 10 saal ka tha gayab hai
umro: tab to mujhe ye kaam krna hi parhy ga tumhare sardar ny to manah kia hai par main
ye kaam krna chahta hun (umro ka ishara dr amir ki taraf tha)
adnan: han sir ab aap hi humari madad kr sakty hain (adnan ny muskurate hue kaha)
umro: kia kaha sir.... mera baqi jisam kia tumhen nazar nahi a raha jo sirf sir bol rahe ho
(umro ny mun bana k kaha)
adnan: ary nahi esi bat nahi hai ye sir matlub sardar
umro: hmmm
itne mein sana chaye bana k le ati hai sath mein kuch nimko b hota hai
adnan: liye sir chaye a gayi aur ye nimko b liye
umro: ye sab kia hai ?
sana: ye chips hain ye dalmot aur ye namak pary.
umro: chip ye kia hota hai.
adnan: chips yani bina tel k paper aap kha k to dekhen
umro ik chip utha k mun mein rakhta hai usse chips bohat maze k lagte hain aur dekhty hi
dekhty umro puri palet saf kr jata hai phir baqi dono cheezon ka b yehi hota hai umro 2 se 3
minutes mein sab kuch kha jata hai aur chaye b pi jata hai zahir hai us ki zambil ki tarah khali
uska pait b tha sana aur adnan umro ko herat se dekh rahe thy
umro: bhaee maza a gaya mainy itni lazeez cheezen kabi nahi khain
adnan: begam zara dekho ammi aur bachy free hue to bula lao in ko unse milwana hy.
(adnan ny sana se kaha)
to sana phir ander chali gai kuch der badh sana ik buzurg aurat k sath wapis a gayi ye
yaqeenan adnan ki waleda saba thin adnan o umro utth k unhen salam krte hain phir adnan
k puchny py sana batati hai k bachy a rahe hain apni kitaaben rakh rahe hain itny mein
bachy b kamre mein a jaty hain aur sab ko salam kr k bare adab se dadi k pas beht jate hain
adnan: in se milo bachon tum logo ko in se mil k bohat khush ho jao gy bachy acha pr ye
uncle hain kon hum to inhen pehli bar dekh rahe hain
saba: han beta tum ny humara taruf to krwa diya pr in k bare mein kuch nahi bataya
adnan: maa ye umro hain pata hai bachon ye wohi umro ayar hain jin ki kahaniya tum log
parhte rehte ho
adeel: papa kiun mazak kr rahe hain ye wo umro kese ho sakty hain?
phir adnan shuru se akhir tak umro k aane ki kahani sab ko batata hai aur sab herat se us ko
to kabi umro ko dekhte rehte hain
umro: tum logon ko yaqeen nahi ho raha na dekho ye rahi meri zambil main abi is mein se
zinda kabooter nikal k dikhata hun (umro ny bachon ki tarf dekh k muskurate hue kaha)
aur phir sab uski zambil ko dekhne lage jo bilkul khali dikh rahi thi magar umro ny us k
ander se nihayat hi khoobsurat kabooter nikal k ura diya aur bachy ye dekh k khushi se
taliyan bajane lage aur sab ko yaqeen a gaya k waqai ye umro ayar hai
saba: umro chacha ab a gaye hain to meri madad kren gy?
umro: zaroor beta tum jese piyare piyare bacho ki madad krna to mera pasnzeeda kaam hai
tum bolo
saba: meri dost sadiya k. bhai ko dundna hai wo 5 din se pata nahi kahan gayab hain meri
dost aur us ki ammi ka ro ro k bura haal hai aur us k abbu bhi bohat pareshan hain
umro: han han main zaroor us larky ko balky baqi sabi gayab hue bachon ko dundun ga
ruko zara
ye keh k umro apni zambil mein haath dalta hai aur ik sonheri pinjra bahir nikalta hai pinjra
khali tha
umro: sonheri chirya zahir ho mere sawalo ka jawab do.
pinjre mein ik roshni si namudaar hoti hai aur kuch hi pal bad us roshni mein se ik sunheri
chirya peda hoti hai
sunheri chirya: kiya hukum hai umro.
umro: is ki dost sadiya ka bhai is waqat kahan hai?
chirya: naga sadu ki qaid mein!
umro: aur baqi sare bachy jo is shaher se gayab ho rahe hain wo?
chirya: wo b naga sadu k humkum py hi ho rahe hain!
umro: ye naga sadu hai kon aur itne bacho ko agwah krne k pichy iska maqsad kia hai?
chirya: ye ik hindu sadu hai hindustan mein isny sadu giri seekhi jisse is ko jadoo gari bhi a
gai phir isny jadoo ko aur takatwar banane k liye shetan ki pooja ki jis ny ussy bataya k agar
wo 10000 bachon ki bali charhaye to us ka jadoo la fani ho jae ga aur samree jadooger ki
sari takat bhi usse mil jae gi jisse wo umar ho jae ga.
umro: hmmm wo mile ga kahan?
chirya: wo yahan se 700 khos door shumal mein jo kala jangle hai us k darmiyan bane apne
mehal mein rehta hai par....
umro: par kia?
chirya: unse apne mehal k gird ik esa jadoo phoonka hai k uski marzi k bina koi b uss mehal
ko nahi dekh sakta!
umro ny pinjre py phoonk mari aur chirya gayab ho gai
phir umro ny pinjra wapis zambil mein rakh liya.
adeel: umro chacha ab kiya hoga (pareshan hote hue)
umro: hona kiya hai us sadu ko sabaq sikhana hoga.
adnan: ye aap kese kren gy ?
umro: wo mera masla hai tum fiker mat kro han ik baat ka dihan rahe k apne us sardar (dr
amir) ko ye baat mat bata na
phir umro bachon se mukhatib ho k kehta hai k mujhe kisi aisy jagah le chalo jahan se
asman saaf nazar aaye.
saba: aayen chacha umro.
saba aur adeel umro ko le k 1 park mein chale jate hain kiun k dopaher ka waqt tha to park
bilkul khali tha umro wahan se dono bacho ko wapis ghar jane ko kehta hai par dono zid
krte hain k wo b umro k sath us ki is mohim mein hissa len gy par umro janta tha k jadooger
kitne zalim hote hain lehaza wo bachon ko wapis un k ghar bejh deta hai aur khud zambil se
sonhery jhoote nikal k pehan leta hai phir kuch soch k umro zambil se sulemani chader b
nikal k orh leta hai ta k shehry usse yun hawa mein urta dekh k daren na aur phir sonhery
jhooton ko hukum deta hai k aye sonhery jhooton tum hawa se b tez urh sakte ho aur har
raste se bakhoobi waqif ho to mujhe palak jhapte mein naga sadu k mehal k qareeb poncha
do.
umro ka hukum sunna tha k jhoote hawa mein buland hote hain aur phir agle hi pal umro ik
sunsan jangle k bicho bich khara tha jahan door door tak siwa e jungli podon k aur darakton
k kuch nazar nahi a raha tha umro b kiun k sulemani chader mein tha to wo b gayab tha
umro jungle mein uterte hi apne sonhery jhoote utar k wapis zambil mein rakhta hai aur
zambil se sulmeni surma nikal k apni aankho mein laga leta hai is surme ki khasiyat ye thi k
isse lagane k bad insan ki nazro se koi b cheez poshida nahi reh sakti thi phir chahy wo koi
jin ya jadooger ho ya kisi jadoo se chupai gai cheez ab jab surma laga k umro sir utta k
dekhta hai to teekh us k samne ik nihatat aalishan mehal tha jo sange marmar se bana hua
tha aur us ka darwaza sony ka bana hua tha mehal k uper fazeel py nokili talwaren lagi hui
thi jin ka rukh asman ki taraf tha us k badh do minar khare thy jin k uper teer andaz khare
thy shayad ye hifazati intezam is liye kiye gaye thy k agar koi bacho ki talash mein yahan a b
jae to zinda wapis na ja pae mager yahan b umro aaya tha koi sumro nahi
umro wahin thore fasle py mojood jharion k pichy ja k chup jata hai aur zambil se rogan e
ayari nikal k khud ko ik behad badsoorat jadooger banata hai phir zambil se jadoogeron wala
libas nikal k pehanta hai aur 1 khopriyon ka haar b pehanta hai garz ab umro 1 bhura
jadooger dikh raha tha ab umro surkh chapel pair mein pehan k sulmani khanjer kamer mein
laga k dubara sulemani chader orrh leta hai phir kuch soch k umro tilasmi kara b hath mein
dal leta hai aur mehal ki taraf nikal parhta hai umro gaybana halat mein hi awaz buland krta
hai.
awaz: hai koi jadoi taqat ko barhwane wala....?
hai koi jo jadoo devta ki jadui taqaton ko pana chahta ho....?
hai koi jo bemisal jadooger banne ki khuaish rakhta ho....?
abi itna hi kaha tha k mehal ka darwaza khula aur ik behad kala shaks bahir aaya jis ny sirf
laal rang ki dohti pehni hui thi
wo shaks: kon hai.... kon hai jo ye awazen laga raha hai?
awaz: pehly tum batao k tum kon ho kiun k main kisi gulam jadooger se bat nahi krta
wo shaks: main koi gulam nahi yahan ka raja hun mera naam naga sadu hai.
awaz: main taqat jadooger hun
naga: par tum ho kahan samne kiun nahi aate ?
awaz: lo a gaya ye keh k taqat jadooger zahir ho gaya
naga: ab batao tum kese jadoo ko taqatwer bana sakte ho?
taqat: mera naam taqat jadooger hai aur mainy 200 saal jadoo devta ki sakht sapastiya ki hai
to unhon ny mujhe ye wardan diya hai k main kisi b ayery gairy ki jadui taqat barha sakta
hun (taqat jadooger ny mun bana k kaha)
naga: par main kese man lun k tum koi jadooger ho aur jo keh rahe ho sach keh rahe ho?
taqat: nahi mante to na mano jao pakarte raho bachy main to chala (ye keh k taqat jadooger
thora sa fiza mein buland hua)
naga: nahi nahi mujhe yaqeen a gaya taqat bhai (hath ayi taqat ko jate dekh k wo ghabra
gaya)
taqat: to batao kis ki taqat barhana hai?
naga: meri... mujhe itna taqatwer bana do k koi dusra jadooger mera muqabla na kr sake.
(naga ny lalchi andaz mein taqat ko dekhte hue kaha)
taqat: wo to ho jae ga par us k liye kuch sharten hain
naga: kese sharten?
taqat: pehli shart jis ki taqat barhai ja rahi ho taqat barhwate waqt us ki jaan us k jisam mein
ho.
dusri shart jis ki taqat barhana ho us k ghar mein barhai jae
teesri shart taqat barhwane wala amal k doran koi jadoo na kre
naga: mujhe sab manzoor hai meri jaan mere ander hi hai aur ye raha mera mehal aur main
koi jadoo b nahi krun ga jab tak tumhara kaam pura nahi hota.
naga sadu taqat jadooger ko le k apne mehal mein chala jata hai aur apne kamre mein le ja k
usse behtata hai.
taqat jadooer: ab koi khali piyala mangwao magar yaad rahe piyala asli mitti ka hona chahye
na k jadoo ka
naga sadu bahir jane lagta hai to taqat jadooger usse pichy se awaz deta hai.
taqat jadooger: kahan ja rahe ho?
naga sadu: piyala lane.!
taqat jadooger: khud kiun ja rahe kisi gulam se mangwa lo ya tum gareeb ho. (taqat ny usse
tao dilate hue kaha)
naga: gareeb to nahi hun mere pas bohat dolat hai par mein gulam nahi rakhta han apni aur
apne mehal ki hifazat k liye kuch jadooi sipai bana rakhe hain
taqat: acha jao aur jaldi aana mujhe koh e kaf b jana hai.
naga bahir chala jata hai aur jald hi wapis b a jata hai us k hath mein ik bohat bara mitti ka
piyala hota hai jo wo taqat jadooger ko de deta hai taqat jadooger us piyale ko naga k samne
rakh k naga se kehta. hai k is piyale mein apna khoon dale yahan tak k piyala bhar jae naga
esa hi krta hai taqat ab apne libas se ik kala phool nikal k us py kuch parh k phonkta hai aur
naga se kehta hai k usse sunghy jese hi naga wo phool nak se lagata hai us ka sir chakra
jata hai aur wo behosh ho jata hai kiun k taqat jadooger asal mein umro ayar tha usny ye
sara natak naga k mehal mein aane k liye kiya tha naga k behosh hote hi umro rogan e
ayyari se khud ko naga ka humshakel banata hai phir asal naga k hath paon band kr usse
apni zambil mein dal leta hai aur khud nikal k mehal ki talashi lene lagta hai isse jald hi ik
kamre se 4 sandooq sony chandi se bhare milte hain magar wo kamra nahi milta jahan
bachy hon bohat talash krne py b esa kuch nahi milta to umro udas ho jata hai par usse ab
b yaqeen tha k bachy issi mehal mein kahin qaid hain achanak umro ki nazar ik bohat bari
naag ki moorti py parhti hai jo k kale phatther ki bani hui thi umro ko naga py bohat gussa a
raha tha k us ny na jane bachon ko kahan chupa rakha tha issi gusse k aalam mein umro ik
zordaar hath us nag ki moorti k mun py marta hai jo seedha us moorti ki nak py lagta hai aur
moorti apni jaga se hat jati hai moorti k neechy ik surang hoti hai umro foran samajh jata hai
k bachy issi teh khane mein qaid hongy aur hota b yehi hai sare bachy ussi teh khane mein
hote hain umro sab bachon ko jo k lohe ki salakhon k pichy qaid thy azad krwata hai
aur phir sab bachon ko apni zambil mein dal k bahir ki taraf chal parhta hai kiun k umro janta
tha k sipahion ki nazro k samne se itne sare bacho ko le k jana khatre se khali nahi hoga is
liye wo bachon ko apni zambil mein bhar leta hai khud to wo naga k roop mein tha is liye
sipahi usse aram se bahir jane dete hain bahir a k umro kuch door chal k apne asli roop
mein a jata hai aur sonhery jhooton ki madad se wapis adnan k ghar ponch jata hai wahan ja
k umro sab bachon ko nikalta hai aur un ko un k ghar rawana kr deta hai jab k naga sadu ko
nikal k adnan k kehne py police k hawale kr diya jata hai magar sath sath uski zuban mein ik
sui b laga di jati hai ta k koi manter na parh pae idher lab mein dr amir time machine repair kr
late hain aur is tarah umro apne waqat mein yani 1116 mein wapis loat jata hai
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